canni8al:

so i was trying to find a picture of a bird that is big so i searched “big bird” but forgot he was a character

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so i went back and typed in “a large bird” and THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS STILL HERE LOOKIN SAD LIKE I DIDN’T WANT HIM

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methbusters:

who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot

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Anonymous asked:

bitch, please. nobody takes a pic at that angle unless theyre trying to show off their dick. if you want to show it, show it! youre too fucking gorgeous to be embarrassed.

Sam's Fantastic Adventure Answer:

southernshot:

I’m not embarrassed I just don’t want my dick all over tumblr. That’s just my choice. I have posted a dick pic of mine when I was drunk and took it down. I tempted to take this one off as well.  

Don’t listen to the haters u are amazing

witheringghost:

do you ever just kinda wonder what your selling point as a human being or friend is? like, what was the point at which people were like: hey, I’ll keep this human

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Holly is my family now, she’s my family and the babies that I make with her will be my children. The people that you work with are just, when you get down to it, your very best friends. (Goodbye Michael, 7x22)

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fangirladdie:

After I saw him in The Cripple of Inishmaan, I anxiously waited to meet Daniel Radcliffe at the stage door so I could get this card signed. Because I was toward the back of the crowd, I didn’t think Daniel would even notice the card, but I was very wrong. As soon as he caught sight of the card, Daniel started laughing. He then took the card and explained how he had wanted to sign one of the cards ever since he had found out about it and signed it with my Sharpie. Then he THANKED me for bringing it and took my phone and took a selfie with me. Needless to say, I was very happy.

WHERES THE SELFIE

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